Honestly, I don't know what happened, but something like Obi and I woke up Saturday morning and just. couldn't. move. So we didn't. I mean move - move. We were supposed to pack up a big truck this weekend and bring it down to the new place, but instead, we enjoyed a rousing weekend of doing absolutely nothing. No packing. No visiting. No home fixing upping.
It was glorious. Due to exhaustion.
Anywhere, here are some lowlights of our nonsense:
And then we got ice cream, so...
And it was nitrogen ice cream? Are you kidding me? Internet? Why didn't you tell me? NITROGEN ICE CREAM?
Yeah, they pour some sugared cream into a bowl, spray some nitrogen in it, and Abracadabra! (which was the name of the place) Ice cream! Seriously, I didn't know this was a thing!
What else did we do?
Seriously, I'm not kidding that we did nothing.
Other than Joseph dug in the random trash heaps, as is his usual,
|here he is actually taking a nice print out of a gross frame,|
not because he wanted the print, but because he lives his life
in hopes that someone stuffed their life savings behind the paper
of a frame and forgot about it.
and spotted Slenderman's Army of Girlfriends at the mall.
|which really freaked him out. he is never going to the mall|
or to bed again.
Where, actually, we did really go and got crazy deals at The Gap, I am embarrassed to say. I'm not kidding crazy. I guess it pays not to be barbecuing and beer swigging and beach going, because I got this dress for Momo for $6.30.
And here is AnneMarie, after Jude and I coached her into posing like a bonafide OOTDer: pigeon toed, one hand on hip, looking demurely askance and downward.
|diaper by luvs|
Anyway, dress for $14, leather shoes for $2.85. Yes. Really.
Jude WAS NOT satisfied at AnneMarie's half-hearted attempt at fashion blog greatness and had to get in on the action himself.
Brah-veaux, Jude Marcus, Brah. Voh.
...And I bought him that shirt pictured for $3.47. Cheaper than Goodwill, dear Weblog.
Which brings the three day weekend to a screeching hault. Good morning, Tuesday.