The Kitty and the Farmer
Once upon a time there was a little, little kitten. But her owner was having a party with bubbles. The owner was a farmer, she forgot her kitten was allergic to bubbles. And the owner forgot to put the cat inside before the party. The kitten got sick because of the bubbles.
The farmer grilled bread for the kitten to get healthy and not sick anymore. But the griller was going so smokey that the cat got even more sick, so she couldn't be outside at all.
And then the cat looked up at the owner and said, "Meow meow, I love you, owner. And thank you for getting me unsick."
But then the owner sank in a river, and then the kitty got lost. Then she got a new owner.