So I give you, my web log:
What Isaac Says Right Now
ssshhhh! eggo... |
Ah tee = Isaac
Nurn = Turn (meaning I alone am experiencing this, go away)
Sheer = Share (meaning I want to take over for myself whatever you have or are doing)
Sheer, Mom! = Share, mom (meaning I will use my sway with the administration to make you give me what you have)
Eggo = Diego (meaning I will leave you alone for 22 minutes in exchange for your computer)
Tide = Outside (meaning I will push you until you consent to stand on the back porch, not watching me, while I pick all your green tomatoes)
Ummy, pees, ummy = Yummy, please, yummy (meaning I feel hunger in my oversized balloon belly, but the kind of hunger that can only be filled by ice cream)
ShshhshS (while using full hand contact over both lips) = Sh (meaning I don't appreciate your desperate attempt to lull me to sleep with that scratchy warbling)
Nenu = Thank you (meaning the cleverly appropriate response to absolutely every nice action in my favor)
Nenu = Thank you (meaning the cleverly appropriate response to absolutely every nice action in my favor)
Hodeju= Hold you (meaning you better stop whatever meaningless thing you think is so important and put me in your arms, for tomorrow my baby sweetness will be all gone)
HUG! = Yes, enthusiastic use of the word hug (meaning he is a sweet, sweet child and beyond doubt loves to be in someone's arms)
Sweet babe, in thy face
Soft desires I can trace,
Secret joys and secret smiles,
Little pretty infant wiles.
-Oh William Blake, weirdo that you are,
so often am I indebted to you
Mikey used to chase ducks at the duck pond saying, "Hold me, duck hold me!"
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